Bank Heist

Self Initiated
I orchestrated a solo bank heist, robbing ten banks in total, but I didn’t take cash. I stole £1,324.69 pence worth of ‘freebies’ and commodities, calculating the cost of everything down to the staple.

I stole staff time too, calculating the cost of their wasted minutes in phone calls and pointless appointments from their annual salaries.

© 2021. Hannah Carlile.
No one likes a thief!